Gary Hobostein http://hobostein.beanos.com An occasionally NSFW webcomic devoted to the travels of a truly odd individual - fortified with Vitamin Poop Mon, 12 Jul 2010 01:57:55 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 For Photographers http://hobostein.beanos.com/2010/07/for-photographers/ http://hobostein.beanos.com/2010/07/for-photographers/#comments Mon, 12 Jul 2010 01:57:19 +0000 Tijger Tsou http://hobostein.beanos.com/?p=344 I was asked nicely to create a ‘safe for work’ version of the ‘Hit it with a sausage‘ strip.

Well, I’ve linked it here, and I believe preserves the original intent of the strip without watering it down too much.

Enjoy!

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]]> http://hobostein.beanos.com/2010/07/for-photographers/feed/ 0 Hit it with a sausage http://hobostein.beanos.com/2010/07/hit-it-with-a-sausage/ http://hobostein.beanos.com/2010/07/hit-it-with-a-sausage/#comments Fri, 09 Jul 2010 19:27:34 +0000 Tijger Tsou http://hobostein.beanos.com/?p=338 Hit it with a sausage

This is breaking news coverage for any of you were wondering why tigers roar at you in zoos. Yes, I speak their language. Yes, they tell me that humans taste like pork. No, I have not tried any of this particular variant of pork-alike meat product.]]> Hit it with a sausage

This is breaking news coverage for any of you were wondering why tigers roar at you in zoos.

Yes, I speak their language.

Yes, they tell me that humans taste like pork.

No, I have not tried any of this particular variant of pork-alike meat product.

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]]> http://hobostein.beanos.com/2010/07/hit-it-with-a-sausage/feed/ 0 Rove, you magnificent bastard! http://hobostein.beanos.com/2010/04/rove-you-magnificent-bastard/ http://hobostein.beanos.com/2010/04/rove-you-magnificent-bastard/#comments Mon, 05 Apr 2010 04:01:40 +0000 Tijger Tsou http://hobostein.beanos.com/?p=318 Rove, you magnificent bastard!

…I read your book! (…and I really wish I didn’t) I WANT MY TWO DAYS OF MY LIFE BACK]]> Rove, you magnificent bastard!

…I read your book! (…and I really wish I didn’t)

I WANT MY TWO DAYS OF MY LIFE BACK

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]]> http://hobostein.beanos.com/2010/04/rove-you-magnificent-bastard/feed/ 0 Pronouncing Zihuatanejo http://hobostein.beanos.com/2010/03/pronouncing-zihuatanejo/ http://hobostein.beanos.com/2010/03/pronouncing-zihuatanejo/#comments Sun, 28 Mar 2010 16:20:42 +0000 Tijger Tsou http://hobostein.beanos.com/?p=316 Pronouncing Zihuatanejo

…ooookaaaay. This cartoon is not meant to make much sense either. But I dreamed it, and it serves as a constant visual reminder that I am already sufficiently screwy enough WITHOUT requiring the assistance of any mind-altering drugs. …which incidentally made things convenient for me anytime my previous employers needed me to take a drug [...]]]> Pronouncing Zihuatanejo

…ooookaaaay. This cartoon is not meant to make much sense either.

But I dreamed it, and it serves as a constant visual reminder that I am already sufficiently screwy enough WITHOUT requiring the assistance of any mind-altering drugs.

…which incidentally made things convenient for me anytime my previous employers needed me to take a drug test and needed a guaranteed pass.

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]]> http://hobostein.beanos.com/2010/03/pronouncing-zihuatanejo/feed/ 0 Playing with Chekhov’s Boomerang http://hobostein.beanos.com/2010/03/playing-with-chekhovs-boomerang/ http://hobostein.beanos.com/2010/03/playing-with-chekhovs-boomerang/#comments Mon, 22 Mar 2010 04:01:37 +0000 Tijger Tsou http://hobostein.beanos.com/?p=312 Playing with Chekhov’s Boomerang

I’ve been a bit slow cranking cartoons out because I’ve had laser eye surgery. No, laser beams won’t be shooting out of my eyes just yet. It takes about a month to three months to totally heal… and then, look the FRAK out. I’ll be totally killing anything i want just by looking at it. [...]]]> Playing with Chekhov’s Boomerang

I’ve been a bit slow cranking cartoons out because I’ve had laser eye surgery.

No, laser beams won’t be shooting out of my eyes just yet.

It takes about a month to three months to totally heal… and then, look the FRAK out.

I’ll be totally killing anything i want just by looking at it.

At least that’s what the doctor says…

No… not that doctor. The shrink doctor.

Anyhow this cartoon might not make too much sense. But since I dreamed it, I HAD to draw it.

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]]> http://hobostein.beanos.com/2010/03/playing-with-chekhovs-boomerang/feed/ 0 On the way to Prokhorovka http://hobostein.beanos.com/2010/02/on-the-way-to-prokhorovka/ http://hobostein.beanos.com/2010/02/on-the-way-to-prokhorovka/#comments Thu, 25 Feb 2010 02:45:13 +0000 Tijger Tsou http://hobostein.beanos.com/?p=307 On the way to Prokhorovka

Woof. It’s good to be back. Again, I’m really sorry to be away for so long.]]> On the way to Prokhorovka

Woof. It’s good to be back.

Again, I’m really sorry to be away for so long.

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]]> http://hobostein.beanos.com/2010/02/on-the-way-to-prokhorovka/feed/ 0 Built like the Pyramids http://hobostein.beanos.com/2009/11/built-like-the-pyramids/ http://hobostein.beanos.com/2009/11/built-like-the-pyramids/#comments Wed, 11 Nov 2009 03:30:34 +0000 Tijger Tsou http://hobostein.beanos.com/?p=301 Built like the Pyramids

Better late than never, I suppose. I had this comic in mind for quite some time but it took a lot to finally get some time cleared away to properly execute it. Yes, there is a plot of sorts in the background and it is coming into focus? Gasp! No, don’t worry. I’m sticking to [...]]]> Built like the Pyramids

Better late than never, I suppose.

I had this comic in mind for quite some time but it took a lot to finally get some time cleared away to properly execute it.

Yes, there is a plot of sorts in the background and it is coming into focus? Gasp!

No, don’t worry. I’m sticking to my usual sorry standards of random, non-sequitur scatological violence.

A big shout out to my friend Dave (who is not of the angry variety, more of the detail oriented camp) for catching not one but TWO typos. Serves me right for busting out of the gate in eager, unstrung… ignorance.

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]]> http://hobostein.beanos.com/2009/11/built-like-the-pyramids/feed/ 1 Sorry about the lag… http://hobostein.beanos.com/2009/11/sorry-about-the-lag/ http://hobostein.beanos.com/2009/11/sorry-about-the-lag/#comments Tue, 03 Nov 2009 14:36:59 +0000 Tijger Tsou http://hobostein.beanos.com/?p=292 I’ve been having to help my wife with a bunch of things and have been just busy in general- so my buffer of completed comics to post on here has been depleted. I would rather be late on releases than produce schlocky, recycled, half-assed garbage.

In any event, here’s a sneak peek of one of the things I needed to take care of for her.

Image is small, but mainly because this mini series of illustrations isn’t completed yet.

corporate_hell_2_sneakpeek

Corporate Hell 2.0 - A miniseries of incompetence, greed, and waking up from the hangover that is the American Dream.

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]]> http://hobostein.beanos.com/2009/11/sorry-about-the-lag/feed/ 0 Working on some cool stuff… http://hobostein.beanos.com/2009/10/working-on-some-cool-stuff/ http://hobostein.beanos.com/2009/10/working-on-some-cool-stuff/#comments Thu, 29 Oct 2009 02:36:36 +0000 Tijger Tsou http://hobostein.beanos.com/?p=289 I’m working on some cool stuff, but I’m also busy with the day job and familial commitments… which means I might crank down comics to one per week for a little while- perhaps a month or so, until the holiday season here around. I would prefer it that way so I don’t feel forced to squeeze in some half-brewed crap twice a week- and make sure that it’s properly brewed crap once per week :)

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]]> http://hobostein.beanos.com/2009/10/working-on-some-cool-stuff/feed/ 0 Crossing the ‘T’ for the Viscount http://hobostein.beanos.com/2009/10/crossing-the-t-for-the-viscount/ http://hobostein.beanos.com/2009/10/crossing-the-t-for-the-viscount/#comments Tue, 27 Oct 2009 04:01:37 +0000 Tijger Tsou http://hobostein.beanos.com/?p=287 Crossing the ‘T’ for the Viscount

This is not meant to be a slight against religion necessarily- just those who feel that evangelism is a 24-7 job.]]> Crossing the ‘T’ for the Viscount

This is not meant to be a slight against religion necessarily- just those who feel that evangelism is a 24-7 job.

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