…ooookaaaay. This cartoon is not meant to make much sense either.

But I dreamed it, and it serves as a constant visual reminder that I am already sufficiently screwy enough WITHOUT requiring the assistance of any mind-altering drugs.

…which incidentally made things convenient for me anytime my previous employers needed me to take a drug test and needed a guaranteed pass.

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If you’ve spent enough time on a farm, you’ve probably been bitten and stung by everything imaginable in the wild… horseflies, wasps, hornets, beetles, and green snakes… But if you’re a migratory city slicker like these fellas… well, you simply don’t know any better.

Okay, I think I have some ‘splaining to do about this strip. I did not make it necessarily to be funny, but it’s showed up as a situation in my dreams several times now.

This is my attempt to decipher what the hell went on in my warped subconscious, wrapped in a comic and mild social commentary. The ‘WTF’ look on my wife’s face after she saw this one was priceless. The ‘OHH I GET IT NOW’ look and agreeable rant bordering on an Objectivist clinic had me a bit scared, and on her end was probably in priceless territory as well. I don’t really have a freaking clue what any of that meant, so y’all could just ignore it. If anything, if even one person reads this and is like… “whoooaaaaa”… and then suddenly is inspired to take a stab at the Grand Unification Theory, then sweet. I’ve done my job. Whatever that might be.

Otherwise this page is here to provide sidebar-level proof that I am clinically insane should the need/opportunity present itself.

Are you an MD? Print this out, and sign here:

I hereby certify that Tijger is crazy.

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Hi everyone. This is a comic which features my new workflow to incorporate some snazzy backgrounds. There’s another strip which features them but this is my first stab at making the vector work part of the normal work process. I still have a ways to go, so some strips will still have the ‘blotchy-crappy’ style that I have been using so far. As I get more comfortable with vector process I’ll start using it more.

Also, the most important tip I can give you when caught up in a shit fight is DON’T OPEN YOUR MOUTH. Pity, as it is such a simple thing that so many people fail to fully grasp the concept of. Take it from me, someone who has actually be involved in a shit fight.

You’re welcome.

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In this particular case, my boss was the Champion of Wikipedia, with the retromingent reference.

How many people can say they are lucky enough to work in an environment like that?

Few. Very few.

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